{"id":236,"date":"2016-11-10T04:46:57","date_gmt":"2016-11-10T04:46:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rustycamper.com\/?p=236"},"modified":"2016-11-10T05:02:12","modified_gmt":"2016-11-10T05:02:12","slug":"zen-and-the-art-of-truck-maintenance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bojkov.org\/index.php\/2016\/11\/10\/zen-and-the-art-of-truck-maintenance\/","title":{"rendered":"Zen and the Art of Truck Maintenance"},"content":{"rendered":"

Torreon and La Presa<\/h1>\n

We were stuck in traffic somewhere in Torreon when the virus began to take hold. I remember Lucy saying something like \u201cMay be you should pull over\u2026\u201d when a wail rose from the back seat and the cab was filled with the stench of disease.<\/p>\n

9:00 am<\/em>: Weaving our way through morning commute on our way to fix a busted muffler. The garage owner is a cousin of our friend Gustavo. My mood is on the upswing and I drive merrily, cutting other drivers off, dodging cars, pedestrians and other smaller objects. Without a camper, the 3.5 ton truck feels like a toy.<\/p>\n

9:10 am<\/em>: Julia complains she doesn\u2019t feel well.<\/p>\n

9:15 am<\/em>: Julia starts to vomit. We keep plastic bags in the truck, no problem.<\/p>\n

9:20 am<\/em>: Lilly starts to vomit.<\/p>\n

9:45 am<\/em>: Stuck in traffic, we run out of plastic bags. Problem. We switch to plan B – roll down the windows and fire at will. Morning traffic gets blasted.<\/p>\n

10:15 am<\/em>: At the repair shop, the manager is expecting us. She\u2019s a nice lady and I get to exercise my Spanish, trying to explain the issue. Finally, I get the message through, pointing with my hands. The \u201cmufflo\u201d, a 3 meter long pipe, is hanging to the frame by some sort of silent allegiance it must have pledged to the other parts. \u201cIt\u2019s all the off roading we did over the weekend\u201d, I reason with myself, trying to silence the creeping suspicion that we haven\u2019t called it \u201cthe rusty camper\u201d for no reason. We leave the truck at the shop and go for a walk in the center of town.<\/p>\n

11:30 am<\/em>: The town center is nice, but since the city was founded some 150 years ago, it lacks the charm of older colonial towns found in this part of Mexico. We sit down at a classy outdoors cafe. Several young women are chatting and sipping \u00a0cappuccinos. Julia is vomiting in the decorative palm pots and Lilly falls asleep on a nearby bench. Our mood gets grim. Questions, to which I have no clear answers, are being asked about the nature of the entire trip.<\/p>\n

12:30 pm<\/em>: We hop in a car, provided courtesy of the car shop, and head to a hotel we\u2019ve booked in the meanwhile. Mid-day commute and the leather seats get messy when both kids start to throw up in unison. \u201cNo se preocupe, son ninos, van a estar bien manana\u201d, comforts the driver. Good man.<\/p>\n

4:00 pm<\/em>: In the hotel, both kids are running high fever. All of our medications are in the camper, which is in another part of town. I hail a cab and go to look for a pharmacy. We strike a conversation with the driver and he gives me pointers to a few local joints \u201cbien chido\u201d. I note them down for future reference but decide to skip.<\/p>\n

5:30 pm<\/em>: Pick up the truck. It\u2019s been outfitted with a new muffler in shiny silver. If I keep changing parts at this rate, I\u2019ll have to rename it to \u201cthe knight in shining armour\u201d. Gus\u2019 cousin has given me such a good price that I almost feel ashamed paying the bill. \u201cIt would have been for free it my cousin didn\u2019t have to send it to another shop specializing in mufflers.\u201d, informs Gus later.<\/p>\n

7:00 pm<\/em>: Back in the hotel, the situation has deteriorated. We administer the meds I\u2019ve brought and wait\u2026<\/p>\n

Rewind 4 days ago.<\/p>\n

We arrive in Torreon. It becomes apparent when discussing good camping in town that we won\u2019t be allowed to camp. We\u2019re invited to stay at friends\u2019 houses. Not one, but three! After a short debate, the consensus is that we should go to Roberto\u2019s. Roberto is a popular figure and he\u2019s offered that we stay at his place, although he hasn\u2019t met us before.<\/p>\n

\u201cBienvenidos! Pasa, pasa\u201d, greets us Roberto as we are ushered in. More of a mansion than a house, the place is fabulous by any standards. Volumes weigh down bookshelves running all the way up a 2 story high ceiling. We meet Roberto\u2019s wife Lourdes and their daughter Rebecca. Roberto has been around Mexico a lot and is a big fan of the outdoors. We discuss facets of local life and culture and we get a truckload of advice on places to visit, things to do and not to do. Lilly and Julie get quickly comfortable with Rebecca and start looking up to her, after she sits down with them at the piano and teaches them how to climb on silk ropes (fly-dancing, as the sport is apparently called).<\/p>\n

The next day is spent running around auto repair shops. I\u2019ve decided that I hear some knocking in the front of the truck and I turn out to be correct. \u201cYou may want to fix this\u201d, informs me the mechanic tongue-in-cheek, pointing out at some vital parts on the steering that look in need of immediate attention. I acquiesce.<\/p>\n

The shop calls a few hours later to let me know that some of the parts are not in stock. \u201cNo te preocupas\u201d, they advise. Looks like a phrase I’ll be hearing a lot. I take the advice and we all go to a kids party at Gus\u2019 and Bessy\u2019s house. Then dinner at Sr. Kimono – a fancy sushi restaurant – with all our friends. Turns out Sr Kimono is owned by Paco – a member of the group. We are treated to delicious sushi, some of the dishes a fusion b\/w Japanese and Mexican cuisine. Then Paco breaks out a bottle of \u201cspecial tequila\u201d\u2026<\/p>\n

We wake up on Sat morning feeling much better than anticipated. I call the truck shop to inquire, eager to get going rock climbing. \u201cIt will be ready in 2 hours\u201d, they assure me. 6 hours later, it is. We load up Gus\u2019 Jeep and our truck with gear and head out to La Presa – a canyon in the vicinity of Torreon. We swerve at dusk onto a dirt road, which quickly turns into loose rocks, then gradually gets worse. I thank the sliver of common sense that prompted me to leave the camper in Torreon. We cross two rivers with 50% success as\u00a0I get stuck in the second one, meters away from the shore. \u201cThe water looks shallow enough\u201d, I wonder, \u201cis it the terrain or the driver?\u201d Gus tries to pull me out with the Jeep but the truck\u2019s too heavy. Paco\u2019s truck joins\u00a0in and with common\u00a0effort I am out of the water. 10 min later, another late arrival from the group gets stuck crossing the river. This time, it\u2019s a Grand Cherokee. We already have the routine worked out, so he\u2019s sorted out in a matter of minutes. Repeat with a Toyota pickup sometime later\u2026<\/p>\n

On shore, there are several tents with people we know and some we don\u2019t. We quickly remedy this and socialize with everyone. A campfire is lit up and we do the same old, which never gets old, with the carne asada. The meat is even better complemented by local wine from Casa Madero 3V in Parras- the first winery in America. Excellent stuff, try if you get a chance.<\/p>\n

In the morning, we go climbing. This time, Gus and company have chosen easier routes so that kids and beginners like me\u00a0can enjoy. I try some more difficult stuff but I am stopped mid-ascent by a ledge, blocking the way up like a mini roof above me. “Don’t sweat it, you’re only getting started”, tries to console me Boris, as I wipe clean my bloody knees, a side effect of not having proper climbing technique…<\/p>\n

TBC.<\/p>\n

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Torreon and La Presa We were stuck in traffic somewhere in Torreon when the virus…<\/p>\n